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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Men Get Hungry Too

Paula and I spend a lot of time discussing the blog, which often leads to brainstorming about men. During one such conversation, Justin spoke up, saying, "Men read your blog too, you know. It might be nice to see a girl every once in a while." Touche, Justin. Touche. So, in honor of his big birthday today, we've decided to do a special edition of Hungry for, well, Women!

Now, the following women were solely chosen and approved by Justin himself. They will not be accompanied by any comments from myself, because who am I to judge? He supports me in my love for Justin Timberlake and John Krasinski, no questions asked, so I can only do the same for him. And, as he pointed out, he has offered a wide variety of girls. So, without further ado, in his own words, we give you...

The sexy, raspy voice girl
(Scarlett Johansson)


The Canadian girl next door
(Cobie Smulders)


The athlete
(Alex Morgan)


The mom
(Reese Witherspoon)


The pirate
(Keira Knightley)


The girl with an accent
(Penelope Cruz)


The girl who dates the other Justin 
(Jessica Biel)


So there you have it, dear readers! Justin and I hope you enjoyed this very special edition of Hungry. I suppose it's good to have a male perspective every once in a while. Not too frequently though ;)

Happy birthday Just!

Bon appetit! Buen provecho! Girls!

Mariana

Monday, October 24, 2011

I want my baby back...

Tonight is a special birthday edition of The Man Hunger. On this lovely day some many years ago, our very own Mariana was born into this world, ready to eat and be merry!

To celebrate, her favoritest sister and her favoritest husband worked together to bring a delicious birthday dinner to the table.

Mariana's Birthday Dinner
Pork back ribs, mashed potatoes, and asparagus

The recipe for the ribs came from a combination of recipes from one of our favorites, Sam the Cooking Guy. Justin was in charge of ribs, I was in charge of the sauce for the ribs and we made the birthday girl make her yummy mashed potatoes, which you will hear about later.

Pork Back Ribs
 First, we get Justin's way of preparing the ribs (as told by Justin and transcribed by Paula):
So one day, Shawn told me there were some ribs in fridge but they were Ted's and he told me to steal them while Ted wasn't around cause Ted was somewhere else, stealing from Chuck. But I didn't do anything for a few days until one day everyone left early, including me but not as early so I took the ribs and brought them home in my front seat and put them in the freezer.
About a year later, Paula decided she wanted to make ribs for Mariana's birthday and I said, 'Hey, I have some ribs in the freezer we could use." So I went and pondered the ribs, not knowing what they actually were, just thinking I knew I had a bag of ribby goodies. So I took them out the next day and I relized I still didn't know what they were. So I defrosted them. And I found they were pork back ribs. *Snoring* Oh, sorry!
I pondered lots of recipes so I decided I would make up my own. They call me the rib god. So I baked them for an hour and 15 minutes in the oven at 400 degrees. Wash the ribs off prior, removing all of the gunk off, place on a baking sheet and add about 4 tablespoons of cider vinegar, one in each corner of the baking sheet and cover with aluminum. Remove the ribs after an hour and half and place on the grill until you see grill marks and have a good crispiness. Then you can baste it with the sauce. Be sure to do this with a beer in your hand or nearby at all times.
Now Ted doesn't have any ribs to eat at his house.
He's a wild one that Maloney boy! Just to recap, here is how you prepare the ribs:
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Take a 3-4 pound rack of ribs, rinse and place on baking pan. Add 4 tablespoons of cider vinegar to the pan and cover tightly with aluminum foil. Place in oven and bake for an hour and half. Remove ribs from oven and carefully remove aluminum foil (there could be a lot of steam). On a gas or charcoal grill over medium heat, grill the rack of ribs until there are grill marks and a crisp outside has developed. Baste the ribs with sauce (recipe to follow), leave on for a couple more minutes, remove from grill and serve up promptly.


Honey-Garlic Sauce
For the sauce you will need:

  • 3/4 cup of honey
  • 3/4 cup of soy sauce
  • 3 cloves of garlic, crushed
  • 2 tablespoons of cider vinegar
  • 1 tablespoon of garlic powder
Combine all ingredients in a saucepan. Simmer for 5 minutes over low-medium heat. Any sauce left over after adding to the ribs can be served on the side for dipping.

Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Next, we will call upon the birthday girl for her very wonderful mashed potatoes:

Garlic mashed potatoes are my birthday tradition going all the way back to college (right Miss Mandy?), so it seemed fitting that they accompany the amazing ribs being cooked. For the potatoes, you will need:
  • 10 small red potatoes
  • 2 cloves of garlic
  • 2-3 tablespoons of butter
  • Milk
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • Garlic powder
  • Cayenne pepper
Peel the potatoes, but leave some of the skin if you like your potatoes a little lumpy. Cut into quarters, throw into enough water to cover them and bring to a boil. Add a pinch of salt to the water and the garlic cloves. Boil the potatoes until you can easily stick a fork or knife through them. Drain and return to the pan.

If you like garlic and aren't afraid to get a large chunk, leave the cloves in. Otherwise, remove before mashing the potatoes. Mash the potatoes (and garlic if you left it in) and then add a couple tablespoons of butter and milk (about a half cup). Sprinkle in a pinch of salt, some pepper, a large sprinkle of garlic powder, and a little cayenne pepper. Mix thoroughly and taste. Adjust for taste by adding salt, pepper, garlic powder, and cayenne as needed. You may also need to add more butter and milk to make them creamier and achieve your desired texture.

Asparagus
Thank you birthday girl! Lastly, I made asparagus to add some green to the savory dinner:
  • One bunch of fresh asparagus
  • 1 Tablespoon Olive Oil
  • Garlic salt
  • Fresh ground pepper 
Asparagus usually have a tougher, denser, less edible end at each stalk. You can easily remove this part by taking the stalk and bending it around the bottom third or quarter of it. The end should snap off very nicely. Rinse all of the stalks and be sure to shake off all of the excess water. Heat the oil in a skillet large enough to fit the amount of stalks you are cooking, over medium heat. Saute the asparagus, turning frequently. Sprinkle on garlic salt and ground pepper to taste, about 1/2 teaspoon each is usually what I use. Continue to saute until stalks are tender. Be careful not to overcook; you want them to still have a good crunch when you bite into them.


There was also a tasty fall treat of a Pumpkin Cheesecake Roll for birthday dessert! I will post the recipe for that later this week.

A special thanks to my gracious brother-in-law for helping out with this special birthday dinner and for his wonderful description of how to prepare the ribs.

Happy Birthday sister wister!! I hope you loved your birthday dinner and I will always look forward to many many more! I also give you this wonderful gift of music for tonight's post...

Bon appetit! Buen provecho! Happy Birthday!

-Paula

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Men We Want To Tackle

Here we are, dear readers, trying to fix our mother's analytical paper. Just when you thought you were done with school and homework, you have to do your mother's. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? But we love her anyway.

You know what else we love? Men. And men in tight pants. Tight football pants. Or are they capris? Either way, they show off the bums, and we like it. So, by popular demand (a.k.a. two people - thank you Laura Belle and Miss Mandy for not failing us), we give you:

Men We Want to Tackle

Ladies, your line up:

Name: Miles Austin
Team: Dallas Cowboys
Number: 19
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 215
Position: Wide Receiver
Status: Gorgeous Eyes

















Name: Tim Tebow
Team: Denver Broncos
Number: 15
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 245
Position: Quarterback
Status: Hottie Petottie












Name: David Anderson
Team: Free Agent (that means he's available ladies!)
Number:Yours, if you give it to him
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 193
Position: Wide Receiver
Status: Boyish Good Looks














 
Name: Matt Forte
Team: Chicago Bears
Number: 22
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 218
Position: Running Back
Status: Hot chocolate


Name: Payton Manning
Team: Indianapolis Colts
Number: 18
Height: 6' 5"
Weight: 230
Position: Quarterback
Status: Totally Mariana's type - dorky white boy











Name: Mark Sanchez
Team: New York Jets
Number:6
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 225
Position: Quarterback
Status: One hot tamale!














Talk about Fantasy Football!

Bon appetit! Buen provecho! Hike!

Mariana and Paula

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Chop Me Up

We had a little discussion over dinner today and decided that a) we haven't been posting enough, b) we should try to remember the whole "food" aspect of the blog, and c) we like football players. Thus, we decided that today's post will be about food, but we'd also like to know if you like football players too. We're now well into football season, and there are definitely some hotties! So who's your favorite? Let us know, and we'll be posting about them in the next edition of Hungry for Men Wednesdays!

Now onto the food. While we love eating, sometimes figuring out what to cook can be a challenge. Sometimes you get stuck in a rut, and all you want to make is pasta or grilled chicken. Or pasta with grilled chicken. Our tactic lately has been to hit the internet and find recipes based on what ingredients we already have around the house. This was one such recipe, and it turned out to be pretty tasty, so we'd like to share it:

Mustard Pork Chops
Serves 3


Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 tablespoons cornstarch
  • 1 cup chicken broth
  • 1 tablespoon spicy brown mustard
  • Cooking spray or olive oil
  • 3 boneless, 1/2-inch thick pork chops
  • 1 cup sliced mushrooms
  • 1/2 cup sliced onion
  • 1/2 cup white wine (you know how we like to cook with wine!)
  • Salt and pepper
 
Preparation

Stir the cornstarch, broth and mustard in a small bowl until the mixture is smooth.

Spray a large pan with cooking spray, or add olive oil, and heat over medium-high heat. Salt and pepper the chops and then put them in the pan. Cook for 4-5 minutes on each side or until they're well browned. Remove the chops from the skillet. 

Reduce the heat to medium and re-spray/oil the pan. Add the mushrooms and onions and cook until they're tender.

Add the wine to the mushrooms and onions and let the alcohol burn off. Stir the broth and mustard mixture in. Cook and stir until it boils then return the chops to the skillet. Reduce the heat to low. Cover and cook for 5 minutes or until the chops are cooked through and the sauce has thickened. We served our chops with green beans, but you could also pair it with any other vegetable and/or rice.

There you have it! Easy, breezy. We can't wait to hear about your favorite football players! In the meantime, enjoy some music and a little nibble to satisfy your man hunger. 

Bon appetit! Buen provecho! Chop chop!

Mariana and Paula