Men We Want To Tackle

Here we are, dear readers, trying to fix our mother's analytical paper. Just when you thought you were done with school and homework, you have to do your mother's. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? But we love her anyway.

You know what else we love? Men. And men in tight pants. Tight football pants. Or are they capris? Either way, they show off the bums, and we like it. So, by popular demand (a.k.a. two people - thank you Laura Belle and Miss Mandy for not failing us), we give you:

Men We Want to Tackle

Ladies, your line up:

Name: Miles Austin
Team: Dallas Cowboys
Number: 19
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 215
Position: Wide Receiver
Status: Gorgeous Eyes

Name: Tim Tebow
Team: Denver Broncos
Number: 15
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 245
Position: Quarterback
Status: Hottie Petottie

Name: David Anderson
Team: Free Agent (that means he's available ladies!)
Number:Yours, if you give it to him
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 193
Position: Wide Receiver
Status: Boyish Good Looks














 

Name: Matt Forte
Team: Chicago Bears
Number: 22
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 218
Position: Running Back
Status: Hot chocolate

Name: Payton Manning
Team: Indianapolis Colts
Number: 18
Height: 6' 5"
Weight: 230
Position: Quarterback
Status: Totally Mariana's type - dorky white boy

Name: Mark Sanchez
Team: New York Jets
Number:6
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 225
Position: Quarterback
Status: One hot tamale!














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Bon appetit! Buen provecho! Hike!

Mariana and Paula