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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Men Get Hungry Too

Paula and I spend a lot of time discussing the blog, which often leads to brainstorming about men. During one such conversation, Justin spoke up, saying, "Men read your blog too, you know. It might be nice to see a girl every once in a while." Touche, Justin. Touche. So, in honor of his big birthday today, we've decided to do a special edition of Hungry for, well, Women!

Now, the following women were solely chosen and approved by Justin himself. They will not be accompanied by any comments from myself, because who am I to judge? He supports me in my love for Justin Timberlake and John Krasinski, no questions asked, so I can only do the same for him. And, as he pointed out, he has offered a wide variety of girls. So, without further ado, in his own words, we give you...

The sexy, raspy voice girl
(Scarlett Johansson)


The Canadian girl next door
(Cobie Smulders)


The athlete
(Alex Morgan)


The mom
(Reese Witherspoon)


The pirate
(Keira Knightley)


The girl with an accent
(Penelope Cruz)


The girl who dates the other Justin 
(Jessica Biel)


So there you have it, dear readers! Justin and I hope you enjoyed this very special edition of Hungry. I suppose it's good to have a male perspective every once in a while. Not too frequently though ;)

Happy birthday Just!

Bon appetit! Buen provecho! Girls!

Mariana

Monday, October 24, 2011

I want my baby back...

Tonight is a special birthday edition of The Man Hunger. On this lovely day some many years ago, our very own Mariana was born into this world, ready to eat and be merry!

To celebrate, her favoritest sister and her favoritest husband worked together to bring a delicious birthday dinner to the table.

Mariana's Birthday Dinner
Pork back ribs, mashed potatoes, and asparagus

The recipe for the ribs came from a combination of recipes from one of our favorites, Sam the Cooking Guy. Justin was in charge of ribs, I was in charge of the sauce for the ribs and we made the birthday girl make her yummy mashed potatoes, which you will hear about later.

Pork Back Ribs
 First, we get Justin's way of preparing the ribs (as told by Justin and transcribed by Paula):
So one day, Shawn told me there were some ribs in fridge but they were Ted's and he told me to steal them while Ted wasn't around cause Ted was somewhere else, stealing from Chuck. But I didn't do anything for a few days until one day everyone left early, including me but not as early so I took the ribs and brought them home in my front seat and put them in the freezer.
About a year later, Paula decided she wanted to make ribs for Mariana's birthday and I said, 'Hey, I have some ribs in the freezer we could use." So I went and pondered the ribs, not knowing what they actually were, just thinking I knew I had a bag of ribby goodies. So I took them out the next day and I relized I still didn't know what they were. So I defrosted them. And I found they were pork back ribs. *Snoring* Oh, sorry!
I pondered lots of recipes so I decided I would make up my own. They call me the rib god. So I baked them for an hour and 15 minutes in the oven at 400 degrees. Wash the ribs off prior, removing all of the gunk off, place on a baking sheet and add about 4 tablespoons of cider vinegar, one in each corner of the baking sheet and cover with aluminum. Remove the ribs after an hour and half and place on the grill until you see grill marks and have a good crispiness. Then you can baste it with the sauce. Be sure to do this with a beer in your hand or nearby at all times.
Now Ted doesn't have any ribs to eat at his house.
He's a wild one that Maloney boy! Just to recap, here is how you prepare the ribs:
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Take a 3-4 pound rack of ribs, rinse and place on baking pan. Add 4 tablespoons of cider vinegar to the pan and cover tightly with aluminum foil. Place in oven and bake for an hour and half. Remove ribs from oven and carefully remove aluminum foil (there could be a lot of steam). On a gas or charcoal grill over medium heat, grill the rack of ribs until there are grill marks and a crisp outside has developed. Baste the ribs with sauce (recipe to follow), leave on for a couple more minutes, remove from grill and serve up promptly.


Honey-Garlic Sauce
For the sauce you will need:

  • 3/4 cup of honey
  • 3/4 cup of soy sauce
  • 3 cloves of garlic, crushed
  • 2 tablespoons of cider vinegar
  • 1 tablespoon of garlic powder
Combine all ingredients in a saucepan. Simmer for 5 minutes over low-medium heat. Any sauce left over after adding to the ribs can be served on the side for dipping.

Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Next, we will call upon the birthday girl for her very wonderful mashed potatoes:

Garlic mashed potatoes are my birthday tradition going all the way back to college (right Miss Mandy?), so it seemed fitting that they accompany the amazing ribs being cooked. For the potatoes, you will need:
  • 10 small red potatoes
  • 2 cloves of garlic
  • 2-3 tablespoons of butter
  • Milk
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • Garlic powder
  • Cayenne pepper
Peel the potatoes, but leave some of the skin if you like your potatoes a little lumpy. Cut into quarters, throw into enough water to cover them and bring to a boil. Add a pinch of salt to the water and the garlic cloves. Boil the potatoes until you can easily stick a fork or knife through them. Drain and return to the pan.

If you like garlic and aren't afraid to get a large chunk, leave the cloves in. Otherwise, remove before mashing the potatoes. Mash the potatoes (and garlic if you left it in) and then add a couple tablespoons of butter and milk (about a half cup). Sprinkle in a pinch of salt, some pepper, a large sprinkle of garlic powder, and a little cayenne pepper. Mix thoroughly and taste. Adjust for taste by adding salt, pepper, garlic powder, and cayenne as needed. You may also need to add more butter and milk to make them creamier and achieve your desired texture.

Asparagus
Thank you birthday girl! Lastly, I made asparagus to add some green to the savory dinner:
  • One bunch of fresh asparagus
  • 1 Tablespoon Olive Oil
  • Garlic salt
  • Fresh ground pepper 
Asparagus usually have a tougher, denser, less edible end at each stalk. You can easily remove this part by taking the stalk and bending it around the bottom third or quarter of it. The end should snap off very nicely. Rinse all of the stalks and be sure to shake off all of the excess water. Heat the oil in a skillet large enough to fit the amount of stalks you are cooking, over medium heat. Saute the asparagus, turning frequently. Sprinkle on garlic salt and ground pepper to taste, about 1/2 teaspoon each is usually what I use. Continue to saute until stalks are tender. Be careful not to overcook; you want them to still have a good crunch when you bite into them.


There was also a tasty fall treat of a Pumpkin Cheesecake Roll for birthday dessert! I will post the recipe for that later this week.

A special thanks to my gracious brother-in-law for helping out with this special birthday dinner and for his wonderful description of how to prepare the ribs.

Happy Birthday sister wister!! I hope you loved your birthday dinner and I will always look forward to many many more! I also give you this wonderful gift of music for tonight's post...

Bon appetit! Buen provecho! Happy Birthday!

-Paula

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Men We Want To Tackle

Here we are, dear readers, trying to fix our mother's analytical paper. Just when you thought you were done with school and homework, you have to do your mother's. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? But we love her anyway.

You know what else we love? Men. And men in tight pants. Tight football pants. Or are they capris? Either way, they show off the bums, and we like it. So, by popular demand (a.k.a. two people - thank you Laura Belle and Miss Mandy for not failing us), we give you:

Men We Want to Tackle

Ladies, your line up:

Name: Miles Austin
Team: Dallas Cowboys
Number: 19
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 215
Position: Wide Receiver
Status: Gorgeous Eyes

















Name: Tim Tebow
Team: Denver Broncos
Number: 15
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 245
Position: Quarterback
Status: Hottie Petottie












Name: David Anderson
Team: Free Agent (that means he's available ladies!)
Number:Yours, if you give it to him
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 193
Position: Wide Receiver
Status: Boyish Good Looks














 
Name: Matt Forte
Team: Chicago Bears
Number: 22
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 218
Position: Running Back
Status: Hot chocolate


Name: Payton Manning
Team: Indianapolis Colts
Number: 18
Height: 6' 5"
Weight: 230
Position: Quarterback
Status: Totally Mariana's type - dorky white boy











Name: Mark Sanchez
Team: New York Jets
Number:6
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 225
Position: Quarterback
Status: One hot tamale!














Talk about Fantasy Football!

Bon appetit! Buen provecho! Hike!

Mariana and Paula

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Chop Me Up

We had a little discussion over dinner today and decided that a) we haven't been posting enough, b) we should try to remember the whole "food" aspect of the blog, and c) we like football players. Thus, we decided that today's post will be about food, but we'd also like to know if you like football players too. We're now well into football season, and there are definitely some hotties! So who's your favorite? Let us know, and we'll be posting about them in the next edition of Hungry for Men Wednesdays!

Now onto the food. While we love eating, sometimes figuring out what to cook can be a challenge. Sometimes you get stuck in a rut, and all you want to make is pasta or grilled chicken. Or pasta with grilled chicken. Our tactic lately has been to hit the internet and find recipes based on what ingredients we already have around the house. This was one such recipe, and it turned out to be pretty tasty, so we'd like to share it:

Mustard Pork Chops
Serves 3


Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 tablespoons cornstarch
  • 1 cup chicken broth
  • 1 tablespoon spicy brown mustard
  • Cooking spray or olive oil
  • 3 boneless, 1/2-inch thick pork chops
  • 1 cup sliced mushrooms
  • 1/2 cup sliced onion
  • 1/2 cup white wine (you know how we like to cook with wine!)
  • Salt and pepper
 
Preparation

Stir the cornstarch, broth and mustard in a small bowl until the mixture is smooth.

Spray a large pan with cooking spray, or add olive oil, and heat over medium-high heat. Salt and pepper the chops and then put them in the pan. Cook for 4-5 minutes on each side or until they're well browned. Remove the chops from the skillet. 

Reduce the heat to medium and re-spray/oil the pan. Add the mushrooms and onions and cook until they're tender.

Add the wine to the mushrooms and onions and let the alcohol burn off. Stir the broth and mustard mixture in. Cook and stir until it boils then return the chops to the skillet. Reduce the heat to low. Cover and cook for 5 minutes or until the chops are cooked through and the sauce has thickened. We served our chops with green beans, but you could also pair it with any other vegetable and/or rice.

There you have it! Easy, breezy. We can't wait to hear about your favorite football players! In the meantime, enjoy some music and a little nibble to satisfy your man hunger. 

Bon appetit! Buen provecho! Chop chop!

Mariana and Paula

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Hungry for Bradly Cooper

We are going to go with a classic hottie for this Wednesday's Hungry for Men post: The very lovely, Mr. Bradly Cooper.

His gorgeous baby blues alone will entrance you! And just look at that fine head of hair! He's certainly giving Patrick Dempsey a run for his money!

He's played some many fun roles over the years from the asinine fiance in Wedding Crashers, the wonderfully tan bud in Failure to Launch, to the epic role of the groom's best friend in The Hangover. And let's not forget that shocking scene in Valentine's Day with the ever-gorgeous Eric Dane!

We could go on and on about this sexy man but would we ever really capture all of the hottness that is Bradly Cooper? Probably not... So let's just continue to stare, shall we?



Bon appetit! Buen provecho! YumYum!

Mariana and Paula

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

The Uniform Effect

It's been well-established by this point that we Vazquez sisters love our television almost as much as our food. It's true (and sometimes shameful) - we watch a lot of TV. One of our favorite shows is How I Met Your Mother, which has inspired this week's Hungry for Men Wednesday's post. If you don't watch, you should. If you do watch, you know that Barney often likes to share his vast knowledge with the group, including this little nugget of wisdom: The Cheerleader Effect

Armed with this knowledge, we have come up with our own theory:

The Uniform Effect

While enjoying a Friday happy hour beverage at our local watering hole, we found ourselves in the presence of a large group of Army men. Our immediate reaction? Ooh! Hot! Nice! Damn! And so forth. But then we started looking more closely and soon realized that many were older, some were bald, and most (though not all) were not really all that good-looking. Thus our theory: do uniforms lead us to believe a man is hotter than he may actually be? Is this effect compounded when the men in uniform are in a group? We believe so! A couple examples...

Firefighters are the quintessential "hot because of the uniform" men. You may see a group of firefighters and your mind is tricked into seeing this...


When, sadly, you may actually be looking at this...


Another example is a less obvious form of a uniform, but one that still falls under the Uniform Effect. Men in suits...


Hot, right? Or are they...


Now, our theory still needs some of the details worked out. For example, these lovely men were brought to my attention:


Does the Uniform Effect apply to Ghostbuster uniforms? Is there any way Bill Murray could ever be hot? 

So we need your input readers! What do you think? Is the Uniform Effect theory solid?

Until we hear from you, enjoy that picture of the firefighters...

Bon appetit! Buen provecho! Uniforms!

Mariana and Paula

PS: A huge thanks to Miss Laura Belle for helping to develop the theory. We know it was a sacrifice to stare at the men in their Army uniforms.

PPS: A shout out to Mariana's hubby Justin, who, in an attempt to be supportive of his wife, continued to check on the blog while in Montana for work. Except that all we blog about is men so he was caught looking at half-naked men on several occasions. :)

Monday, September 19, 2011

Just Keep Swimming...

Sometimes, a Monday is so rough that the only comfort you have is food. Today was such a day, and so we turned to one of our favorites...

Seared Ahi Tuna with Wasabi Potatoes and Sauteed Spinach
(Why yes! We are fancy. Thank you for noticing).
Serves 4


Ingredients

4 Ahi tuna steaks
1 bag of pre-washed spinach leaves
4 medium russet potatoes
Wasabi
Butter
Milk
Salt
Pepper
White wine

Preparation

We purchased our ahi tuna at Trader Joe's. They come frozen in packages of two and are very decently priced. If we've never mentioned this, we love Trader Joe's.

Peel the potatoes and chop into eights. Boil in water with salt. When they start to fall apart, drain and return to the pot. Mash the potatoes, and then add a couple tablespoons of butter, a good squirt of wasabi, some milk, salt, and pepper. It's important that you get the measurements just right ;) Get out your handy hand mixer and whip! Sample and adjust for taste. If you like it spicier, add more wasabi. Add more milk and whip again if necessary, until the potatoes are light and fluffy.

In a wok or large pan, heat enough olive oil to coat the bottom.  Add in the spinach, doing it handful by handful until the entire bag is in the pan (it won't end up being that much). Splash a little white wine and sprinkle salt and pepper on the spinach. Sautee until cooked, which should take only a minute or two.

As you're doing that, heat another pan sprayed with Pam (or your favorite non-stick spray) until it's extra hot. Throw the tuna steaks on for about two minutes on each side, just enough time to heat it through while still leaving it pink in the middle.

Serve with a glass of the white wine and enjoy!

And for your entertainment...

Bon appetit! Buen provecho! Yummy!

Mariana and Paula

Monday, September 12, 2011

Hungry for Bachelors

In honor of tonight's Bachelor Pad 2 finale (you know, that one incredibly high-quality show on ABC), and by special request from our friend Analisa, we'd like to present to you some of our favorite men from Bachelor and Bachelorette history. And to make this more fun, we'll give you both an ABC-sanctioned picture, as well as the one we prefer.

There have been many a Bachelors (15 to be exact), but none have been quite as hot as Brad Womack. The quintessential bad boy with issues, Brad has actually been on the show twice. The first time, he made the bold move of not choosing a "winner"... gasp! The second time he proclaimed that he had been in therapy forever and he was ready for love. Armed with his traveling shrink, Brad gave it another go, only to end in failure once again. But that's ok. Other blogs don't call him Hotter Than Crap Brad for nothing:





But while there have been many-a Bachelors, we enjoy the Bachelorette seasons just as much. Why, you may ask? Well, duh... there's more men to look at! Like Mr. JP Rosenbaum:




Or Kiptyn Locke, also known as Kiptyn's Abs:



And then there was Roberto Martinez, who will eternally be known as the reason why women would ever brave such an adventure:




And finally, because we all know Mariana likes her slightly dorky men, there was Chris Lambton. The sweetest, nicest, make-me-sigh man in Bachelorette history:


And, oh yeah, these are his abs...
  
 

Enjoy tonight's quality programming readers!

Bon appetit! Buen provecho! No shirt required!

Mariana and Paula


Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Hungry for... Kitty?

There are two very exciting events in our lives that make today's Hungry for Men post possible, both revolving around two very cute cats. First, we are happy to announce that we have a new man in our lives and his name is Hugo.


Paula has been considering a pet for quite some time, and not wanting to take on a dog, she finally decided to adopt a kitten (with a little pushing from Mariana). We headed to our local Humane Society and met Mr. Hugo here who captured our hearts with those cute little paws, that wiggly nose, and his purrrrring cuddles. He is now bounding around both Paula's apartment and Mariana's house, learning to get along with his two canine cousins (Lexi's quite curious while Duke is, well, terrified. What can we say, he's not your typical "hunting" dog).

While Mr. Hugo is nothing short of adorable, he does have some competition for favorite kitty. Even the Scum Devils around here have to admit that the start of Arizona football is incredibly exciting! So to honor the kick-off of our favorite time of year, we give you none other than Wilbur T. Wildcat:


He's furry. He's strong. And he's a Wildcat. What more could you ask for ladies?

Here's to fun with Hugo, a great Cat season, and some tailgating too!

Bon appetit! Buen provecho! Bear Down!

Mariana (and Paula, but she probably won't want to claim this one since I called her a Scum Devil. Lurvey you sissy!)

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Spice Up Your Life

As you know, dear readers, food can often be used as a way to impress others, especially if you can whip something up that a lot of other people can't. Now in our family, this recipe is the most basic thing ever. We should be able to make it in our sleep, or with our eyes closed and one hand behind our back. In fact, we're pretty sure our Nana can do it in her sleep with both hands tied behind her. She can also tell you if you're using the correct pan by just the sound it makes when you set it down on the stove, but that's neither here nor there. The point is, that while our Nana might not be incredibly impressed by this specific recipe, others have been. So we are now passing it on to you... take it to a pot luck, offer it up at your house party, or make it for your future in-laws and we guarantee that the eaters will be impressed or your money back!*

*The writers of this blog would like you to note that you didn't actually pay for anything, hereby nullifying this guarantee. Sorry.

Roasted Salsa

Ingredients:
  • 3 medium tomatoes
  • 1 tomatillo
  • 1-2 jalapenos (depending on how spicy you like it)
  • 2 medium green chilies
  • 2 cloves of garlic
  • 2 slices of onion
  • 1 lime
  • Handful of cilantro
  • Salt to taste
Preparation:

Fire roast the tomatoes, tomatillo, jalapenos, green chilies, garlic, and one slice of onion. You can do this by holding them over the flame of your gas stove, putting them on the grill, or putting them in a cast iron pan on your electric stove.

Once the green chilies are roasted (the skin will start to blacken, crack, and peel) place them in a plastic bag to "sweat". This will allow you to be able to peel them later on.

Put all of the other roasted ingredients in a blender, add salt and pulse, so that everything is blended together but still slightly chunky. Pour into a bowl.

Chop the other slice of onion into larger pieces, and the cilantro. Take the green chilies out of their bag, peel the outer skin and slice open. Scrape out all of the seeds (rinse if you need to), and then chop. Mixed the chopped ingredients in with the blended ones, add a squeeze of lime, taste for salt (adjust if necessary), and you're done! Serve to your delighted guests with chips, or if you've grilled, suggest they top off their meal with it.

And if you really want to make an impression, offer up some music with your salsa. It's sure to stir up some emotions.

Bon appetit! Buen provecho! Yummy!

Mariana and Paula